Current thoughts while walking the streets of Utah

Current thoughts while walking the streets of Utah

Oh... He's attractive.
I should smile and try to get his attention...
WAIT! JADE! LOOK FOR RING ON LEFT FINGER FIRST!!!
No ring?
Really? He's my age and he's not married?
...I mean, really?
Ugh, maybe he's still in high school.
No, no, he can't be.  Can he?
Well, here we go.
Okay. Okay. You've got this.  
Now go ahead and try to wink at him.
NOW! Do it.
Oh no, he thinks my wink was some weird twitch in my face.
He looks totally creeped out.
Ah, my sister told me my winks look like i'm having a seizure.
Why didn't I listen to her and refrain from winking anymore?
Wait a second...
What's that glittering thing on his finger-
Oh man, It's a ring! 
How did I miss it?
Jade. Jade.. You've got to be on it.
You've got to SEE these things.
Well, at least I actually remembered to look for a ring this time.
And I got to practice my wink...
Man.  I have to get used to looking at the left hand first before I hit on a guy.
Weird.
But usually when I see a hot guy I just stare at his eyes...or his smile...or his...
Pull yourself together! 
Maybe if I think of some clever rhyme.
Hmm...
"If his eyes make your heart sing,
First check if he wears a ring!
...Then maybe you can become a thing!"
Too much?
Yeah. I'll just sing that in my head every time I see a hottie.
Not.
Ugh.
All of my friends are getting married.
And I haven't even mastered "The Wink" yet.
Maybe someone will find my seizure-looking-attempt of a wink endearing.
Ha. Jade. You crack yourself up. Good one.
Anyway, you don't want to get married yet, remember?
You just feel behind because everyone around you is engaged or married or parents.
You just worry about paying your phone bill for now.
Yeah, that's a good baby step in the right direction.
Phone bill.  Maybe sign a lease to an apartment.
Learn to cook a meal decently.  Possibly learn how to change a flat tire.
And okay, there are maybe a million baby steps before the husband comes.
Husband comes...Husband...comes?
...That's what she said.
God, Jade. You're so immature. 
Good thing you're not getting married anytime soon.
Also, good thing no one can read your mind.

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